All those years I spent taking my birth control religiously and being scared if I was late taking a pill…seems totally insane now that I can’t get pregnant. I tried so hard, for so many years not to get pregnant and then when I want to get pregnant…BOOM! The universe blows up in my face and laughs at the same time saying “Ha, ha, ha you’re funny!”
When I was 17 I started taking birth control pills and kept on with the pill until 22 when I got married. I stopped for apparent reasons & nothing happened (though in retrospect I am glad) then about a year later I went back on birth control (the nuva ring) for about a year. Then, when we moved to Oklahoma I got Mirena. So…I took about 1,825 birth control pills, used 12 nuva rings, and one very painful Mirena.
I was responsible and in control of my body…shouldn’t I be rewarded?
Dear Universe, I will take one baby please. Thanks.